Holy Shit! I'm half black
18 hours 20 minutes ago

My fortune cookie was mean to me today. :(
18 hours 50 minutes ago

My cat has a weight problem.
19 hours 20 minutes ago

"Probably lose it again, anyway."
19 hours 50 minutes ago

Prairie-Doggin' It
20 hours 20 minutes ago

This surely cannot be...
20 hours 50 minutes ago

Church of WTF
21 hours 20 minutes ago

So this is basically what happened this morning, and I felt I needed to share.
21 hours 50 minutes ago

My girlfriend just sent me this picture...
22 hours 20 minutes ago

Going to a friends "Metal" party tonight this is my costume
22 hours 50 minutes ago

Paulina Porizkova
23 hours 20 minutes ago

Failing the Turing test..
23 hours 50 minutes ago